Offensive Quotes (17 - 24 out of 57)
Quagmire is vulgar. Peter is no saint. The offensive language and references often outnumber the clean dialogue.
Peter: Make like Siamese twins and split ... and then one of you die.
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Stewie (reading the Bible)" My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
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Peter: Holy crip, he's a crapple!
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(Peter looks around and sees the KKK following him and Cleveland.)
Peter: Holy crap! Do you you see what I see?
Cleveland: I'm afraid so!
Peter: We're being chased by ghosts!
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Joe: Maybe Peter took the trophy, he wanted it all along.
Peter: I couldn't have taken it, I was too busy breakin' into Joe's garage stealin' his ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight!
Lois: Peter!
Peter: What? It's a ladder, he can't use it. It's like takin' a watch off a dead guy.
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Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
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Miss Ironbox: The filing is done Mr. Griffin.
Peter: Thank you Miss Ironbox. You are a valued
member of our business team and I will give you a
raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on.
Miss Ironbox: Mr. Griffin!
Peter: I'm sor...I'm sorry, that came out wrong.
Lemme' try again. Nice ass.
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Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.
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