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Quagmire is vulgar. Peter is no saint. The offensive language and references often outnumber the clean dialogue.

Chris: So .. ah .. what are you wearing? Ha ha ha ha ha WOW! I bet you could see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
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Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour.
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(Meg walks into the dining room with her new lesbian look).
Chris: Mom, why is the cable guy here?
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Stewie: [speaking to a Latina maid] So which of the Latin countries are you from: the one with the civil war, the one with the cocaine, or the one with the fancy hats?
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Stewie: I'd love to stay and chat but your a complete bitch, so bye!
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Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Awww right.
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Stewie: Ummm, yeah. We couldn't run an ad that said no Portuguese, but ummm...no Portuguese.
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Cleveland: Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March when protestors burned down our porta-potties and I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.
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