Offensive Quotes (41 - 48 out of 57)
Quagmire is vulgar. Peter is no saint. The offensive language and references often outnumber the clean dialogue.
Peter: Ok, there's this Jewish guy and a Chinese guy at a bar, and...oh, God (looking at a bunch of Jewish men on one side, and Chinese men on the other side)! Ok, so there's this Jewish guy and a Chinese guy at a bar, and they see this naked priest...oh, sorry Father.
Naked Priest: Nah, it's alright. I've heard them all.
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Adam West: We invited Reverend Jesse Jackson to open up our ceremonies with a prayer.
(Crowd mutters in excitement)
Adam West: Unfortunately he could not make it, so instead we have LaToya Jackson.
LaToya Jackson: Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yea God!
Adam West: How very inappropriate, thank you.
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Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa.
Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour.
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FBI Agent: we're relocating you to the south
Peter: THE SOUTH?! Isn't that where all the black people are lazy and the white people are all lazy too but they're mad at the black people?
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Peter: Let's play a game called Takin' the Fall for Daddy. If you win, I'll buy you a convertible when you get your license.
Meg: Really? Oh Daddy, now I love you again.
Peter: Oh, you're gonna make some Jewish guy a great wife.
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Weinstein:What do you want?
Peter: Financial advice.
Weinstein: Financial advice? How the hell do you know I'm an accountant?
Peter: Hello! Max Weinstein?!
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Tricia: So Meg, how does it feel to be the center of attention?
Meg: Oh my god, you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me? (gasp) Ok, Ok, well, I thought a lot about it, and I...
Tricia: And here comes David Bowie!
Tricia: David, what bings you all the way to...
David Bowie: Shhhhhh! Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.
Tricia: Ooooh!Me love to meet Ziggy Stardust!I take you home!I make you fish ball soup!Fish ball!
Tom Tucker: Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years...
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Peter- You know what really grinds my gears? No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. Ok, ok, uh, a priest and a rabbi go into..the supermarket. And the preist says, let's buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Nope. Can't eat it. Not allowed. It's forbidden." Pigs are like super-heroes to them. Is it perfect? No! But I dont see you coming up with anything better. And that, people, is what grinds my gears. Tom.
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