Pop Culture Quotes (17 - 24 out of 34)
Often relating jokes or insults to TV shows, movies or politicians, you can count on a variety of ways in which cast members will yank on your funny bone.
Peter: Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except not a fat guy.
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Meg: Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell.
Peter: Meg ... are you implying that Rosie O'Donnell cant drive?
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Counselor: I'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior.
Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother ... except somebody'll be watching.
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Lois: Oh, what about this, Meg? A pink baby-tee that says "Little Slut." That seems pretty hip.
Meg: I don't know if that's really me, Mom.
Lois: Well, they've got one that says "Porn Star" and another that says "Sperm Dumpster." And they're all written in glitter.
Meg: All right, all right. Give me "Sperm Dumpster."
Lois: That's the spirit!
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(While playing Pac Man at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna...I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna...I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!
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Peter: I'm not gonna kill those kids. If they die I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays ... Other than the fine programs on Fox.
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Stewie: You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material and he's charming.
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Peter: Lois, brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
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