Pop Culture Quotes (25 - 32 out of 34)
Often relating jokes or insults to TV shows, movies or politicians, you can count on a variety of ways in which cast members will yank on your funny bone.
Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: UPN?
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Peter: Did you hear that, Lois? We're goin' to Hollywood, where the people are sexy and clever and they always say somethin' funny right before the commercial break.
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Lois: Are you Kate Moss? For someone with no breasts, you've done very well for yourself. Good for you.
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Peter: I'm just a big fake, like the moon landing and Marky Mark's hog in Boogie Nights and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. I don't mean that completely unproved gay rumor, they're just both really phony.
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Lois: To hell with the cameras! How could we ever let them replace our little girl? Oh, I miss her, Peter.
Peter: Me, too. She's like that dorky Baldwin brother who isn't as good-looking or successful and never answers my letters, but he's still a Baldwin, damn it!
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On the Red Carpet, a reporter to Kool Aid and Drew Barrymore: Hey Kool Aid!
Kool Aid: Oh yeah!
Reporter: Things going well with Drew?
Kool Aid: Oh yeah!
Drew Barrymore: We have so much fun and he keep my tounge really red. (Stick out tounge, is red), See?
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6.9 outta 10 (Over 62 votes)
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Peter: Tonight Katie Couric guest stars as a very perky crack whore.
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FCC Suit 1: Gentlemen, we got 20 calls about the David Hyde-Pierce incident. And as you know, one call equals a billion people, which means 20 billion people were offended by this. Needless to say, something must be done.
FCC Suit 2: Perhaps we should ask the chairman.
FCC Suit 1: Good idea. (to the chairman) Uh, sir, we're wondering what course of action you recommend regarding the Hyde-Pierce incident.
Cobra Commander (the chairman): You've got to censor television, you fools! Now, follow my orders!
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