Sexual Quotes (41 - 48 out of 64)
Often based on the promiscuity of Quagmire, sexual situations arise often throughout The Family Guy. We're talking about absurd, always hysterical sexual situations.
Social Worker Quagmire just slept with: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?
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Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
Cleveland: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.
Quagmire: That's right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a...a belt.
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Quagmire: I've never seen so many chicks in one place! Hey, hey, check out those two hotties...they're so lonely they're practicing kissing each other!
Cleveland: I don't think they're practicing...
Peter, Quagmire and Joe: Oh...oooohhhhh...OOOOOOHHHH!!!...oh...
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Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
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Peter: If I wasn't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to me.
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Producer: It's like 'Bang The Drum Slowly', except the drum is a chick.
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Stewie: I'm sorry.. that's never happened to me before
Fran: Which part? The three seconds of sex, or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Well, I guess both...Do I give you money or something?
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Cleveland: Oh, Peter, that tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot.
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