Sexual Quotes (49 - 56 out of 64)
Often based on the promiscuity of Quagmire, sexual situations arise often throughout The Family Guy. We're talking about absurd, always hysterical sexual situations.
Schnieder: Oh, I'll fix your sink Ms. Romano, and by "fix your sink" I mean I'll have sex with you, and by "have sex with you" I mean I'll fix your sink, and by "sink" I mean your reproductive organ, and by "reproductive organ" I mean the thing between your knees, and by "the thing between your knees" I...well I guess that one's kind of self-explanatory.
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8.0 outta 10 (Over 103 votes)
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Brian: I'll be in the basement.
Peter: Doin' what?
Brian: What do you think?
(Everyone laughs)
Stewie: Someone will have to explain that to me.
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Peter to Lois, discussing the expensive relationship tape from the mail: Our relationship can't be measured in nipples and dimes. I mean, nickels and boobs. Money.
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7.8 outta 10 (Over 86 votes)
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Stewie: Here is a condom but use it wisely.
(flash to couple moaning while having sex in car)
(Stewie enters car and takes condom)
Guy: Hey what are you doing!!
Girl: Come back with that!!
Guy: Where were we?
(couple contiues to have sex)
Guy: hey this is much better!!!
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7.7 outta 10 (Over 244 votes)
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Peter: You know for a large heavy-set black guy, Cleveland's got a cute little white ass.
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7.7 outta 10 (Over 102 votes)
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Meg: Wow, Jimmy! That was everything Ladies Home Journal said it would be.
Jimmy Fallon: Heh awesome. Great...thanks. Umm...ya know there's--there's something....(laughs)...There's something I gotta tell ya. Being with you just made me feel so aLIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!
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7.6 outta 10 (Over 108 votes)
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Quagmire: Soccer moms alll right! GIGGITY, GIGGITY,GIGGITY!
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7.5 outta 10 (Over 157 votes)
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Stewie (to Chris, who's calling from the jungle): Do the women there have exposed clitoratae?
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7.4 outta 10 (Over 405 votes)
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