Sexual Quotes (57 - 64 out of 64)
Often based on the promiscuity of Quagmire, sexual situations arise often throughout The Family Guy. We're talking about absurd, always hysterical sexual situations.
Lois: Aren't you upset that your wife cheated on you with your best friend?
Cleveland: Better with Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.
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7.3 outta 10 (Over 101 votes)
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Neil (to Lois as she straddled him): Oooo....you're bending it....
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7.0 outta 10 (Over 180 votes)
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Stewie (Inside Peter's Body in rocketship): Hey, you know what today is? A bad day to be a sperm!
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6.9 outta 10 (Over 141 votes)
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Chris: What'd you see...Was it breasts?!
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6.9 outta 10 (Over 121 votes)
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Jasper (Brian's cousin): Do you like Sex and the City?
Brian: Yeah, it's an okay show.
Jasper: I wasn't talking about the show! OOOOOO! I'M NASTY!
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 99 votes)
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Mel Gibson: I'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin. This isn't personal, but I need to do what I need to do to get that tape.
Lois (scared): Oh, Mel, what are you gonna do to me? (Then, erotically, hopefully)Oh, Mel, what are you gonna do to me...?
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6.6 outta 10 (Over 130 votes)
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Chris: I don't think I like feet as much as you do.
Quagmire: Everybody likes feet.
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5.6 outta 10 (Over 484 votes)
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Loretta to Quagmire: Shut-up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.
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5.4 outta 10 (Over 230 votes)
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