Stupidity Quotes (97 - 104 out of 127)
Sometimes, when things make the least sense, when characters make absurd statements, when nothing is logical, the highest levels of humor ensue!
Peter: Whoa whoa whoa, what's this, my bill or my phone number?
Secretary: Ummm, that's your phone number, sir.
Peter: Oh, hehehe. Well it's still pretty pricy!
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Brian: Yeah, could I get two martinis?
Horace (looking at Stewie): Hey, is he 18?
Brian: Horace, the drinking age is 21.
Horace: Oh.
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Chris: There's this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters. I win every time!
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Peter: Huh, you know somthing? I always thought that dogs laid eggs. So, yeah. I learned something today.
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Peter: Okay now when we get to your mother's cage say "hello", but don't drag your ass, because I want to go to the reptile house. Oh, and I want to see those pandas.
Brian: Peter, this isn't a zoo, it's a prison!
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Receptionist: You can't go in there...
Peter: Oh yeah? Just watch me! (smacks into a brick wall)
Receptionist: No, I mean you can't go in there because that door leads nowhere, try the door next to it.
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Peter: When I'm through with our schools our students will be so smart they will be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
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(Lois calls the house and Chris picks up phone)
Chris: Stephenson residence.
Lois: Chris, we've gone through this before. It's pronounced Griffin.
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