Stupidity Quotes (105 - 112 out of 127)
Sometimes, when things make the least sense, when characters make absurd statements, when nothing is logical, the highest levels of humor ensue!
Peter: Hey Fallon! Say goodnight you bum!
And this is for laughing during every comedy sketch you've ever been in! Who do you think you are, Carol Burnett? You think that she did it so it's alright for you? You haven't earned what she's earned! Alright, now where is the guy who slept with my daughter?!
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Peter: See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
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Peter: This is more exciting than the time I got to ride the washing machine! (Flashback to Peter riding in their washing machine while Lois is doing laundry.)
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Lois: You gave up a boat for free tickets to a crappy comedy club!
Peter: Come one, Lois, you're acting like this is the first time I ever did something stupid.
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(Joe falls into Water)
Peter: KICK JOE KICK!
Lois: He's handicapped!
Peter: Doesen't me he cant hear! Kick Joe Kick!
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Alyssa: If you destroy the petition, you can touch my boobs.
Chris: Is..is that a good thing?
Alyssa: Yes...yes it is.
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Peter (giving Chris some advice on gifts for women): Listen Chris, I read a book saying that women are from Venus, all right so here's what you get her. Thick layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock, and coronets which seem to be collapsed domes of a large magma chamber. Here's five dollars.
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Brian: Ah, the old alma mater. I tell you, there's something magical about Brown.
Chris: Brown is the color of poo. Ha ha ha!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is.
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