Stupidity Quotes (113 - 120 out of 127)
Sometimes, when things make the least sense, when characters make absurd statements, when nothing is logical, the highest levels of humor ensue!
Peter: I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois.
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Brian: Sure I'll take some. God, What is this?!
Adam West: It's creamed corn, I brought it from home. I don't like the creamed corn they have here. It's too crunchy.
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Peter: You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk.
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Peter: If you want an autograph right now, you either got to give me a pen or some snow.
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Couselor: Mr. Griffin, I've been watching you, and I don't think you're an addict.
Peter: Well I'm not paying you to think, hot lips! Count it! (Does basketball hand motion.)
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Brian: Peter, if you just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this.
Peter: Later, later Brian, I gotta do something people will remember me for. Which is why I've invented a new type of flying machine.
Stewie: You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere of something exactly like this, which leads me to believe this probably won't work.
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Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.
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Peter: Lois, my penis belongs on stage!
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