Stupidity Quotes (121 - 127 out of 127)
Sometimes, when things make the least sense, when characters make absurd statements, when nothing is logical, the highest levels of humor ensue!
Peter: Pictures speak louder than words. Because some words are big and hard to understand.
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Steve, an inmate, comes to kill Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland, but they left before he got to their cell.
Steve: Huh, they're all gone. Oh well, hey I wonder what this feels like. [Stabs himself] Oh god that hurts!!! So thats what I've been doing to people??? I belong here.
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Peter: May the Fonz be with you
Congregation: And also with you
Peter: Let us Ay
Congregation: Aaaaaaaay!!!
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Peter: Our sex is so dull for you that you gotta fantasize about George Clooney?
Lois: I'm sorry honey, I guess that things have become a little...stale for me.
Peter: Well, I-I don't know what to do. I mean, I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff. I mean, I-I could hook this car battery up to my nipples. (Hooks car battery to both his nipples.)
Peter: Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Oh God, Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow there's 240-Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!
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Chris: It's partially an expression of my teenage angst...but mostly, it's a moo cow!
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Lois: Oh, "The Old Man and the Sea". I see you're getting in the mood for our cruise.
Peter: Yeah. Stupid fisherman, sitting out there on a boat yammering to himself. He doesn't even know I'm watching him.
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Peter: Everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches and Twinkies. And there's a Twinkie factory in Natick!
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6.6 outta 10 (Over 261 votes)
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