Toilet Humor Quotes (9 - 12 out of 12)

You are never too old to enjoy fart jokes. Always remember that.

Chris (looking at the Twinkie in his hand): I'm going to turn you into poo.
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Peter: Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.
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Peter (while digging a hole for a pool): Kids, promise me you won't go swimming without a lifeguard. It's my duty as a parent to make sure you're safe.....hehehehehe....doody.....hehehehe....diarrhea. Hey, Lois....diarrhea."
Lois: Oh Peter, I'm carrying iced tea.
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Brian: Umm...where are the toilets?
New Yorker Editor: Oh, no one at The New Yorker has an anus.
Gary Coleman as Stewie: Whatcha talkin' 'bout vile woman?!
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