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Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!
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Meg: Wow! This looks just like my room at home!
Lois: Yeah! Except for all of the trophies and pictures of friends.
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Ugly Girl: You mean I could be a prostitute?
Brian: Yeah sure, but in your case I would get the money up front.
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Peter: At least they don't put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog I ever ate.
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Mrs. Lockheart: "What do you see here Chris?"
Chris: "Two D's and an F."
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Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?
Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: Excellent, and if I win?
Brian: I wasn't betting. Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie (pause): You're on.
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Brian: What happened to James Woods?
Peter: He was having trouble catching stuff in his mouth. What happened to your girlfriend?
Brian: Same problem.
Peter and Brian together: WHOA!!!
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Stewie: That coffee mug that you have on your desk, it says life's a beach? Umm that's dangerously close to the word bitch isn't it?
Brian: Uhh, yeah that's the joke.
Stewie: Oh, absolutely! And nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie, and you know between you and me I think it's a stitch, but some of the other employees found it offensive.
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