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Lifeguard: Sir you can't park your van on the diving board.
Peter: That's not a van, that's my son.
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Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
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Peter: Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless.
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Stewie (after doing The Robot): I'd like to see the kid from Barney with the hearing aid do that.
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(Peter walks out from the basement wearing a sterilization suit)
Chris: Oh my God! The government is here! Run E.T. run! (E.T. runs across the screen screaming.)
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Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?
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Stewie: What's that? Oh yes, yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!
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Peter: Lois, When I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
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