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Peter: When she worries she says things like 'I told you so,' and 'Stop doing that, I'm asleep.'
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Tom Tucker: Stay tuned for our special investigative report on the clitoris, "Nature's Rubik's Cube".
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Stewie (to Death): Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com.
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Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour.
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Peter (running for President of the school board): I'll make sex education fun!
Cartoon character: Vagina junction, what's your function? Eatin' up sperm and spittin out babies!
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Cleveland: If you're this desperate about Chris's weight, why don't you just suck the fat out?
Peter: Look, if you can find a hole on the boy that you want to put your lips on, be my guest.
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Stewie: Duck, duck, (slaps Janet on the head) GOOSE!
Janet cries.
Stewie: Oh come on I barely hit you! See this is why people don't respect the WNBA!
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Peter: My dad worked at that factory for sixty years. That's almost eighty years.
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