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(Quagmire to girl)
Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.
Quote Rating:
8.3 outta 10 (Over 196 votes)
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Peter: Alright, there's one, let's jump that.
(Peter and Brian do a jump off of the back of a truck)
Peter and Brian: YEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!
(They land)
Peter: Oh that was great! Hey, next time let's get Meg to be Boss Hog and Chris can be Anus.
Brian: Enos.
Peter: What'd I say?
Brian: Anus.
Peter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Quote Rating:
8.3 outta 10 (Over 86 votes)
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Cop Radio: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
Brian: Is it just me or is rap getting lazier?
Quote Rating:
8.3 outta 10 (Over 518 votes)
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Lois (falls out of limo, with booze drunk): La La La La, Family Guy. Heeeeeeeeeey everybody!
Peter: I'm sorry, I am so sorry! There was booze in the car. I'm sorry.
Lois: WOOOOOOOO.
Peter: Lois, for Christ Sake, take it easy.
Lois: When I heard, when I heard we were gonna be in a movie I was like, "fuck yeah!"
Peter: Alright, alright, okay. Let's just try and walk straight here. Lois get up. C'mon.
Lois: Get on.
Peter: I am not gonna get on, Lois. Lois you get up.
Lois: Peter, get on.
Peter: Son of a bitch. I, I am really sorry everybody.
Lois throws up.
Peter: Oh, God! Uhhhhh. Okay you know what? Let's get inside. (Put Lois on his back) C'mon.
(Lois head hits a trash can): Ow!
Quote Rating:
8.3 outta 10 (Over 80 votes)
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Chris: My name is Chris, I'm suppost to be on my best behaviour tonight and not mention poo.....
Oh God, what have I done?
Quote Rating:
8.3 outta 10 (Over 164 votes)
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Counselor: I'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior.
Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother ... except somebody'll be watching.
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Brian (as Mark Twain): Well kids I better be getting back to the 1800's in my time steamboat (goes behind the desk).
Brian: Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
Chris: Yeah! Captain Crunch was here!
Quote Rating:
8.3 outta 10 (Over 136 votes)
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Stewie: I'd love to stay and chat but your a complete bitch, so bye!
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8.3 outta 10 (Over 327 votes)
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