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Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Awww right.
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Stewie (slaps teacher): ...and thats for wearing blue socks with purple pants! EWWWWW!!!
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Social Worker Quagmire just slept with: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?
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Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
Cleveland: You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.
Quagmire: That's right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a...a belt.
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Peter: C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.
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(Doorbell rings)
Chris: Matthew Mcconaughey?
Matthew Mcconaughey: Yeah, I'm lookin' for a guy named Stewie--
(Arrow hits him in the eye)
Matthew McConaughey: OWWWWW!
Stewie: Chris, grab his legs! I've gotta bury this thing!
Chris: But I--
Stewie: GRAB HIS LEGS!!!
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Peter: Brian, it's moments like this that make me sad you're gonna die fifty years before I do.
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Chris (talking to Peter): You're just running away from your troubles by being here!
Peter: What are you talking about? Meg's right
here.
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