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Stewie: Ummm, yeah. We couldn't run an ad that said no Portuguese, but ummm...no Portuguese.
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Peter: [giving a speech running for school board] This is life so go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have ... my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
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Stewie (picking his nose): Does this not disgust you?
Brian: Kid, you're talkin' to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper.
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(Stewie is eating dirt)
Stewie: I say Rupert, these crumpets you've prepared are positively devine! Mmm, excellent texture, provocative suppore, try another you say? Well, aren't I the wicked one?!
Lois: Stewie, don't eat dirt, it's disgusting.
Stewie: Oh and I suppose those billious curds you force fed me from your teet were perfectly fine then!
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Quagmire: I've never seen so many chicks in one place! Hey, hey, check out those two hotties...they're so lonely they're practicing kissing each other!
Cleveland: I don't think they're practicing...
Peter, Quagmire and Joe: Oh...oooohhhhh...OOOOOOHHHH!!!...oh...
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Chris: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess.
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Peter: (Sees a city worker putting up a "Special Dad" sign in their front yard that has a picture of a dad chasing a ball across the street.) Why are they trying to publicly humiliate-- ooh, shiny red ball. (Peter chases after the ball into the street causing cars to crash into each other.)
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Stewie: HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first Ha.
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