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Government Agent: You're mentally unfit to take care of your children.
Peter: NO!
Chris: NO!
Meg: NO!
Stewie: FINALLY!
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 206 votes)
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Tom Tucker: In other news, the man that has done more drugs than any other human being on the planet was killed today by a pack of rabid dogs he thought he saw.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 216 votes)
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Peter: Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You're tellin' me that I came all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken, and the Colonel isn't even workin' today?!?
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 598 votes)
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Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 364 votes)
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Lois: I'm worried about Meg. She's spiraling out of control, I mean what if she develops a coke habit ?"
Peter: No Coke, Pepsi!
(Lois walks away)
Peter: Aww, come on! You set me up for that one!
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 109 votes)
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Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 107 votes)
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Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
Bill Gates: What's a quarter?
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 331 votes)
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Superman: We must stop Lex Luthor before he irradiates the world's supply of gold.
Peter: Uh hi, uh sorry, I know you got a meeting going on, but um, so we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-its, so um, just putting it out there if you're heading to the store later, uh, you know, uh, 800 mile drive for me, like 5 seconds for you. Whatever, I'm not here.
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8.2 outta 10 (Over 187 votes)
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