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Chris: Dad, you should invent the frisbee, that's an awesome toy.
Meg: Chris, the frisbee is already invented.
Chris: Then how come I never heard of it?
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(Brian is shown behind the White House next to a tree with a treehouse in it. George Bush is in the treehouse.)
Brian: President Bush?
George Bush: Go away!
Brian: Sir, we need you to come down!
George Bush: I'm reading "Super Fudge!"
Brian: Sir, there's a natural disater going on!
George Bush: Don't make me do stuff...
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 137 votes)
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Arabic Merchant (sees Stewie and Brian walking in the market place): Hey Americans! You like movies? I've got 'Dude My Car Is Not Where I Parked It, But Praise Allah We Are Not Hurt'!
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Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.
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Cleveland: Public urination is just wrong. Except during the Million Man March when protestors burned down our porta-potties and I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.
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Chris (looking at the Twinkie in his hand): I'm going to turn you into poo.
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Stewie: Let's see, soda, purple stuff...Sunny D, alright!
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Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad.
Meg: We have the same dad idiot!
Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!
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8.1 outta 10 (Over 218 votes)
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