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(While playing Pacman at the bar)
Brian: Get, get the fruit. It's more points. Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I can't get the fruit.
Brian: Get the fruit.
Stewie: I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna get the fruit there's a ghost right there!
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Peter: Whoa whoa whoa, what's this, my bill or my phone number?
Secretary: Ummm, that's your phone number, sir.
Peter: Oh, hehehe. Well it's still pretty pricy!
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Brian: Yeah, could I get two martinis?
Horace (looking at Stewie): Hey, is he 18?
Brian: Horace, the drinking age is 21.
Horace: Oh.
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Stewie: I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction!!!
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Producer: It's like 'Bang The Drum Slowly', except the drum is a chick.
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Chris: There's this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters. I win every time!
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Peter: Huh, you know somthing? I always thought that dogs laid eggs. So, yeah. I learned something today.
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Peter: Okay now when we get to your mother's cage say "hello", but don't drag your ass, because I want to go to the reptile house. Oh, and I want to see those pandas.
Brian: Peter, this isn't a zoo, it's a prison!
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