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Adam West: We invited Reverend Jesse Jackson to open up our ceremonies with a prayer.
(Crowd mutters in excitement)
Adam West: Unfortunately he could not make it, so instead we have LaToya Jackson.
LaToya Jackson: Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yea God!
Adam West: How very inappropriate, thank you.
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Lois: Peter, isn't she beautiful?
Peter: Yeah, but I think she's with that guy. They've been holding hands all night.
Lois: Peter, I meant Meg.
Peter: Oh, yeah, she's hot.
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Lois: I am not a crazy broad!
Peter: Oh, no, no, Lois, he didn't mean you're crazy like Elizabeth Taylor. He meant you're crazy, like that glue. You stick to things, y'know, like an adhesive. That's all he meant.
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Security Guard: Alright son, just give me those hams. (reaches into Chris' shirt)
Chris: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!!!
Guard: Oh, your not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid, aren't you, fatty fat fattington!
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Tom Tucker:..And for those of you wondering what ive been writing on this piece of paper as we head to a commercial...It's a cat...just a cat.
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Stewie: I'm sorry.. that's never happened to me before
Fran: Which part? The three seconds of sex, or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Well, I guess both...Do I give you money or something?
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(Stewie takes a candy bar from the counter and eats it.)
Clerk: Whoa, little guy. You gotta pay for tha!
Stewie: Go suck a rail road spike, I haven't got any money!
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Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [As Ben Braddock] Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Tucker?
Tom Tucker: I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman. You really look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [As Rain Man] Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner.
Tom Tucker: Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here at the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you ...
Dustin Hoffman: [As Captain Hook] Bring me Peter Pan!
Tom Tucker: I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin.
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