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Meg: God, I don't think I could have been any clearer the last time I turned him down.
Debra Barone: Ray, your mother insulted my steak pizziola. Again.
(Meg walks onto the screen)
Meg: Neil Goldman of Quahog, Rhode Island. Leave me alone! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
(Meg walks off screen)
Debra Barone: Anyway, your mother insulted...
Ray Barone: I don't care anymore Patty after nine seasons I just don't care. Maybe you could try not being a bitch.
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Receptionist: You can't go in there...
Peter: Oh yeah? Just watch me! (smacks into a brick wall)
Receptionist: No, I mean you can't go in there because that door leads nowhere, try the door next to it.
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Peter: Guys, our money problems are over; we're officially on welfare! Come on, kids, help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
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Mrs. Pewterschmidt: Would you like a piece of candy?
Stewie: I smell death on you.
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(The Griffins at a grocery store)
Lois: Chris, would you run and get some milk? And be sure to get it from the back.
(Chris is reaching for some milk and a hand pops out. It grabs his hand and brings him into the A-Ha music video "Take On Me". Chris falls out from the music video onto the grocery store floor.)
Lois: Chris, where have you been?
Chris: I don't know!
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Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery.
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Peter: When I'm through with our schools our students will be so smart they will be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
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(Lois calls the house and Chris picks up phone)
Chris: Stephenson residence.
Lois: Chris, we've gone through this before. It's pronounced Griffin.
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