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Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman.
Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make the devils.
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Meg: I can't believe my stupid parents are going to follow around stupid old KISS, it's painful.
Peter: Not half as painful as a tire iron upside your head.
Meg: What?
Peter: I'll miss you!
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Peter: At least I'll be the fattest guy on Spooner Street who won a boat.
Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I just won a boat!
Peter: Aw, Della Reese won a boat too?
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Stewie (reading to Meg and Chris): "Garfield at Large", by Jim Davis. Now as you can see in this panel, Garfield doesn't care for Nermal. But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay! Or is he? Let's read on.
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Lois: Are you gonna miss me?
Peter: Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler.
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Cleveland: Oh, Peter, that tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot.
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Peter: To the pope mobile! (Batman music)
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Stewie (drunk): I think you...are a special person....now now now...come on...I'm being...I'm being serious...for...for a second...are...are you gonna listen to me? Are you gonna listen to me...so I...can tell you that I respect you? (Knocks over champagne glass.)
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