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Lois: Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?
Brian: The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot.
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 262 votes)
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Peter: Lois, this is my new friend Max Weinstein! He's Jewish!
Lois: Ooooooooh, how exotic!
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 465 votes)
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Stewie: No, no, no! I don't think so. It's not that I have ideological differences, I'm just not a hat person.
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 170 votes)
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Jasper (Brian's cousin): Do you like Sex and the City?
Brian: Yeah, it's an okay show.
Jasper: I wasn't talking about the show! OOOOOO! I'M NASTY!
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 99 votes)
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Lee Majors: What? Women are things.
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Peter: This is great. Not only did I live long enough to see Meg go to her first dance but I'm taking her too. Thanks, Geritol.
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6.8 outta 10 (Over 230 votes)
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(Quagmire to lady)
Quagmire: If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.
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6.7 outta 10 (Over 180 votes)
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Peter: Tonight Katie Couric guest stars as a very perky crack whore.
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6.6 outta 10 (Over 211 votes)
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