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Stewie: Victory is mine!
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Meg: Give it to me, give it to me, Neal.
Neal: That oughta work just fine. (Shuts off hidden tape recorder.)
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Stewie: "Ahh..did I remember to turn the stove off?...Yes."
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Mel Gibson: I'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin. This isn't personal, but I need to do what I need to do to get that tape.
Lois (scared): Oh, Mel, what are you gonna do to me? (Then, erotically, hopefully)Oh, Mel, what are you gonna do to me...?
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Peter: Everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches and Twinkies. And there's a Twinkie factory in Natick!
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Lois: I know you don’t like broccoli Stewie, but you'll thank me when you grow up big and strong like your father.
Stewie: A compelling argument. You've swayed me, woman. Mmmm. That is good. Oh I feel stronger already. Mmmm it's good tasting and good for you.
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Joe: Are you wearing a girl's sweater?
Brian: Does that really matter right now?
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Mr. Weed: Peter, I like you. But I need you to be more than just eye candy around here.
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