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Bartender: You still owe me for the other rounds, which comes to 50 bucks.
Peter: I'm a foreign diplomat. I don't pay for drinks. Do you think G. Gordon Liddy paid for his drinks while he was strangling people with piano wire for the good of our nation?
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Peter to Connie: Sweet statutory, you look beautiful.
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Death to Peter (when he tries on pants): See?! This is why I don't like shopping! I have no butt! I'm MINUS A BUTT!!
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Stewie: Go on, hot wire it!
Brian: Hot wire? I don't even pump my own gas.
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Lois: Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
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(Stewie has shrunk himself and inserted himself into Peter's body to kill sperm. He doesn't want a little brother until he meets his match--his sperm brother who looks and acts like him.)
Stewie: You hate Lois? I hate Lois too! What, what else do you hate?
Sperm Bro: People who send pictures of their families as Christmas Cards!
Stewie: People who use the word "guesstimate."
Sperm Bro: Guys who wear sandals with socks!
Stewie & Sperm Bro in unison: JASON PATRICK! (flap hands effiminently, jump up and down and say "EWWWW!" together).
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Brian: I could take my sweater off too, but I think it's attached to my skin.
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Quagmire: Hey there spud in the mud.
Stewie: Oh god do you bathe in Aqua Velva?
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