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Chris is the tubby, stupid, well-meaning son of the Griffins. Although he's usually just there for some quick jokes, he's had to the chance to fall in love and be a famous artist.

Peter: Aww things were going so good for me and Stewie, but now he hates me again. Brian what should I do to win him back?
Brian: That depends. Do you want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?
Peter: What's a hypotenuse?
Quote Rating: 9.0 outta 10 (Over 359 votes) - Vote Now!

Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer?...Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be...oh my God, you've really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 (Over 172 votes) - Vote Now!

Petern: Chris is not as smart as you think he is...
(Peter slaps Chris in the back of the head)
Chris: HEY!
Peter: He did it.
(Peter points to a nearby floor lamp, and Chris attacks it and starts fighting with it.)
Quote Rating: 8.8 outta 10 (Over 171 votes) - Vote Now!

Lois: Chris, we know what you did.
Chris: You mean that I lied about my age to get into an Indian casino?
Lois: No.
Chris: You mean about the time I had hard gas and pooed myself?
Peter: Close, but no.
Stewie: How is that close?
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 147 votes) - Vote Now!

Venessa -Chris you have to put your parents into a home! Don't you ever want to inherit this Fu**ing house?!?
Chris - Now Venessa, don't swear around Pablo.
Venessa - Oh that little shit's from Guam or something. He probably only speaks Spanish.
Stewie (Pablo) -Hey "Nessa"--a bullet sounds the same in every language so stuff a sock in it cow!
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 132 votes) - Vote Now!

Stewie: If your teachers ask about your bruises, what do you tell them?
Chris: (crying): I got hit by a baseball.
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 205 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: Hey, dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home.
Peter: He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and cockroaches. If you turn the light on really fast they slam him right into the fridge.
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 340 votes) - Vote Now!

Chris: I don't want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug.
Brian: I just wish I didn't have to look at it.
Chris: Well, we have to look at your ANUS all day!
Stewie:Thank you!
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 (Over 457 votes) - Vote Now!

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